Don’t forget Mother’s Day on Sunday 12th May 2019! We’ve gathered a great collection of what to say on your Mother’s Day cards to mom. Some sentimental, some funny. Never be at a loss for words.
1. When Your Mum is Your Best Friend:
To my greatest teacher, my best friend, and my cheapest therapist- Happy Mother’s Day!
2. When Your Mum Taught You The Best She Could:
Although i can’t fold a fitted sheet, I think I turned out alright! Thanks for your years of patience. Happy Mother’s Day!
3. When Your Mum Needs the Appreciation:
It’s not easy being a mum. If it were, Dad would do it. You’re the best! Happy Mother’s Day!
4. When Your Mum Needs Some TLC:
May your To-Do list be empty, and may your wine glass stay full! Enjoy your Mother’s Day mum!
5. When Your Mum Gave You Lots of Childhood Advice:
Mum, everyone jumped off a cliff last week- but I didn’t. See, I listened! Have a Happy Mother’s Day!
6. When Your Mum Had to Raise Your Siblings Too:
Hey mum, sorry you had to raise my brother/sister. It’s okay, I won’t tell them I’m your favourite child- I turned out perfectly. Happy Mother’s Day!
7. When Your Mum Is Special:
Happy Mother’s Day Mum! You mean so much to me. I hope your day is as special as you are.
8. When Your Mum Is a Newbie:
Thank you for bringing this little bundle of joy into the world. You are an amazing Mum. Have a wonderful Mother’s Day!
9. When Your Mum Is A Lot Like You:
When people say “You’re turning into your mother,” I take that as the best compliment. I love you, Mom, and I’m proud to be your daughter/son.
10. When Your Mum Loves A Laugh:
25 Things My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. “If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. “You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. “Because I said so, that’s why.”
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. “If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”
7. My mother taught me IRONY. “Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. “Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. “Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. “You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. “This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. “If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don’t exaggerate!”
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. “I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. “Stop acting like your father!”
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. “There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. “Just wait until we get home.”
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. “You are going to get it when you get home!”
18. My mother taught me how to MEDITATE. “Let’s all play the silent game.”
19. My mother taught me ESP. “Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR . “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. “If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.”
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. “You’re just like your father.”
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. “Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. “When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.”
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. “One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.”
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Mums out there!
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